No Cheese! No Sauce ! Just the Bread!

[Kayo49]

Lol ok so funny stories:
#1: My friend said it was pizza day at her school. and her friend said to the lunchlady "I want no cheese! No sauce! Just the bread!" In an Italian accent. then, my friend (or was it the lunchlady..) said "So you basically want breadsticks?" she said "NO! NO CHEESE! NO SAUCE! OK?!?"

#2: So the other day, i was wearing one of those tie-jackets (I rarely wear them) and y'know that girl whose been not-so-nice? Well she said "That thing's not supposed to be tied" But I bought it like that, with a thousand ones just like it right next to it.So that's exactly what I told her. She continued one-upping me about it throughout the day. Whatever. BUT, a couple days later, she wears a shirt that's EXACTLY like my tied one she said wasn't supposed to be tied. And she wore it- tied.

#3: At school we've gotta run a mile. And I did it last week. So all the other kids had to do it yesterday. All the other kids were supposed to cheer them on. So I did. And my friend was shakin her bootay to cheer them on, and I thought that was pretty funny, so I was going to ask her is i could "dance" with her. "Can I-" Then she interrupted saying "NO! NO ONE TOUCHES THE SACRED CHEEKS! NO ONE!" Then she chased me for a good five minutes until the teacher told us to stop.