Total Drama Chat

[Gwen]

Summary: The teens and a chef, also a host find out about chat, and now they start to get addicted with it... There's so much insanity here and lots of misspelled words. Why? Because it's CHAT. I hope you find this OT fanfic funny, because I've worked really hard with it.

Part 1: Lots of Insanity...

Total Drama Chat
*Alyssa has logged in*
*Chris has logged in*
*Duncan has logged in*
*Sierra has logged in*
*Gwen has logged in*
*Izzy has logged in*
*DJ has logged in*
*Heather has logged in*
*Beth has logged in*
*Chef has logged in*
*Leshawna has logged in*
*Katie and Sadie has logged in*


Duncan: oh, wow, Katie & Sadie even share the same account. how nice.
Chris: lol
DJ: u have been on chat b4, chris?
Chris: yea i been on chat the whole night one time
DJ: >.> wow ur weird
Chris: shut up DJ
DJ: sry
Katie & Sadie: hi guayz so nice 2 see u on heer! 
Duncan: u two are so starting 2 creep me out nao
Katie & Sadie: yea i no!
Chris: told'ja so. they share da same brain & stuff
Sierra: *sigh* i wish cody waz heer... hi  chris! ^^
Chris: uh... hi?
Duncan: lol she thinks ur rly rly rly rly hot XD
Sierra: *scoffs* i do not!
Chris: 0_0
Duncan: do 2
Sierra: can someone plz ban him?
Chris: sry i dont have a ban option on my chatroom
Chef: u guayz r freaks
Chris: shut up Chef Hatchet
Chef: shut up Christopher McLean
Chris:  U SHUT UP
Chef: NO U SHUT UP
Chris: NO U
Chef: NO U
Chris: o rly?!
Chef: yea rly!
Heather: like, lulz 
Duncan: LOL

*Owen has logged in*
Gwen: oh gr8. the big guy is in.
Owen: LOL its so funneh seeing chris and chef argue XD
Gwen: its weird... how come alyssa hasn't said anything yet?
Owen: She's just shy most of the time
Alyssa: SHUT UP OWEN IM NOT QUIET ALL THE TIME GAWD.
Owen: ...i stand corrected.
Alyssa: U BET U STAND CORRECTED. UGH PPL R SOOOO STOOPID THESE DAYS. ESPECIALLY U, CHRISTOPHER MCLEAN.
Chris: watch ur mouth young lady
Alyssa: I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT. WATCH IT BEFORE I SHUT UR MOUTH 4 U. UGH. I'M OUTTA HERE.

*Alyssa has logged off*
All: 0.0
Leshawna: ooh, man, ppl r on a rage right now. what the haps, y'all?
Chris: lol what the haps?
Leshawna: ...it means 'whats happening?' in the short term of saying it...
Chris: oh...
Leshawna: funny u wood say that tho. DJ said that u've been on chat the whole night one time.
Chris: LIES. ALL LIES. I'VE BEEN ON CHAT FOR ONLY 2 FRICKIN' HRS. 
DJ: hay, i didn't say that! chris is the 1 who made up the lie in the 1st place. he did 2 say it!
Izzy: ooh insanity! i luv insanity!
Duncan: nothing 2 wry about tho. u cant literally scream on the internet
Izzy: oh, thats too bad. Gotta go! i have a dentist appointment to get to.

*Izzy has logged off*
Duncan: thats not so scary. pfft. 

*Cody has logged in*
Sierra: *squeal* Cody, ur here!
Chris: L.O.L.
Cody: nice try Sierra. but u cant hug me on the internet. so HAH! in ur FACE!

*sierra has logged off*
Beth: aww, i didn't get a chance 2 talk to her. isnt she the new girl?
Chris: yea it is the new girl. u didnt get the chance 2 talk to her 'cause ur late.
Beth: oh, tartar sauce!

*Beth has logged off*

Cody: oh crap,  Sierra signed off! I bet she's gonna come over to my house and hug me!
Gwen: lol good luck with that
Cody: gwen, nice 2 see u here. *wink*
Gwen: in ur dreams. >_>
Cody: wait, no. Sierra, get back!! i'm warning u! AUGGH!!!!!! HELP MEEE!!!!
Chris: cody? r u OK? 
Cody: she's hugging me in my own home!!! 
Chris: lol its impossible to type out the action on the web
Cody: not unless u no how 2 type with ur eyes closed! does that even make sense?!?! NOOO help me!!!

*Cody has logged off*
Chris: dude, thats so stupid, and, I cant help u right now. later every1. i need to go and host at another awards show. BYE.

*Chris has logged off*
Gwen: wow, that was cruel.

Owen: theres too much insanity at this place! ive gotta go!

*Owen has logged off*
Gwen: ugh, more ppl r leaving...
Heather: well i'm here.
Gwen: shut up heather.
Heather: shut up, weird goth girl.
Gwen: oh, go stick ur face back in owen's armpit
Heather: ew! dont make me remember of that time again! ugh! thats sooo disgusting.
Gwen: Hehehehehehe...
DJ: lol ive seen that episode. u licked it lol it almost made me barf
Duncan: guys im gonna leave now. ive got me some food to steal... >:)
Gwen: no, dont!
Duncan: sry...

*Duncan has logged off*
Leshawna: well today was a bit unusual... I've gotta go. the brand-new episode of Fairly Oddparents is on.

*Leshawna has logged off*
Gwen: grrr ppl r leaving so early 2day!
Heather: it means ppl have other stuff 2 do, genius. 
Gwen: whatever. i just hope ppl will stay online longer tommorow.
Chef: ooh, im late for cooking class. see you again, ladies.

*Chef has logged off*
Gwen: ...
Heather: nice one.
Gwen: u think im gonna spend all day on this stupid chat with u? forget it!

*Gwen has logged off*
Heather: ugh, yea go ahead and leave me. at least DJ is with me.
DJ: sry heather. u kinda creep me out a little bit.

*DJ has logged off*
Heather: u ppl make me sick. GAG ME.

*Heather has logged off*

Katie: wow, its true! ppl did leave early today!
Sadie: oh my gosh, i so agree!
Katie: i feel like, logging off right now.
Sadie: me 2! its so quiet with no one around us...

*Katie and Sadie has logged off*


    

[Gwen]

Part 2: Some Randome Discussions

*Gwen has logged in*
*Izzy has logged in*
*Chris has logged in*
*Heather has logged in*
*Noah has logged in*
*Alejandro has logged in*

Gwen: hi every1... wats up?
Noah: uh, i think i was invited here
Izzy: yea i was the one! good to see u here, noah.
Noah: thanx a lot
Izzy: ur welcome!
Chris: i dont think he meant it that way >.>
Izzy: y is that?
Chris: i think he was being 'sarcastic' with u
Noah: what chris said
Heather: oh great, weird goth girl is here
Gwen: shaddup u little popular wannabe
Chris: LOL
Noah: u dont even care if there screaming at each other?
Chris: what? its funny seeing other people scream at each other
Alejandro: hey few ladies have already arrived... and our host...
Chris: look its the ladies man
Noah: ha ha ha very funny
Chris: stop being such a know-it-all
Noah: uh, like, ur not the boss of me
Heather: oh, noah and i are best buds. we're totally on the same side
Chris: lol remember yesterday on chat?
Gwen: yea it went pretty insane when alyssa was around
Heather: i hate her for having me remember the time that i licked owen's armpit!
Chris: so tottaly sick XP i remember hosting that I Triple Dog-Dare You episode. i was the one who puked first so i gave chef a 100 bucks
Noah: lol u guys bet on each other?
Chris: yea we did. i lost!
Gwen: both of u r pretty stupid
Chris: shut up gwen
Gwen: hehehehehe XD
Noah: i remember u calling gwen a chick. what the heck was that?
Chris: she looked pretty?
Noah: am i the only one thinking-
Gwen: no, noah! thats too gross! chris is older than me DX
Chris: ur right its so stupid
Izzy: have u ever thought of wanting a gf, chris?
Chris: wats a gf?
Izzy: girlfriend
Heather: i would tottaly tease him for that
Alejandro: ur so messed up
Heather: i no i am
Chris: i dont want one. not even if a girl my age is tottaly cute
Izzy: so u want to be single all ur life?
Chris: yes
Izzy: well, suit urself
Alejandro: leshawna is so beautiful... *sighs deeply in love*
Chris: yo, man, leshawna already has a boyfriend. dont even think about hitting on her
Alejandro: really, who?
Chris: harold, the geek guy.
Alejandro: COME ON, SHE COULDNT POSSIBLY FALL FOR HIM
Chris: yea man, i no
Izzy: i think ur married, chris. shes just not in the episodes.
Chris: i. do. not. have. one. would u plz just step out of it already?! plus, if i was married, then ID HAVE A FREAKIN' RING ON MY LEFT HAND. do i have one? no silly! >:(
Izzy: fine then. sheesh X(
Heather: u guys make me lol
Izzy: i never thought id say this, but the whole time ive been on tdi, i always thought ur voice was super-cute, and i still do
Chris: ...?
Izzy: no, seriously!
Chris: ur so weird and insane. stick with owen.
Noah: uh, owen is a fart machine. why r u in love with him?
Izzy: hes not like the other guys -- its what makes him original
Gwen: ok, ur really insane, izz.
Heather: yea come on. find another guy like, perhaps, alejandro?
Izzy: nah, he aint mah type. still with owen.
Chris: lol u guys arent allowed to date yet
Izzy: MY MOM SAID I CAN HAVE A BOYFRIEND, 'K?
Gwen: same with me
Heather: not even thinking about getting one.
Noah: never want a gf. never will.
Chris: theres only one thing i like about u, noah. just a compliment
Noah: wats that?
Chris: ...ur sarcasm. who told u to talk like that?
Noah: uh, no one did. its all natural. every day life thing.
Chris: nice
Noah: why tell me now and not when tdi was still happening?
Chris: the other campers might get jealous
Noah: oh.
Chris: i remember that dodgeball episode.
Noah: hmmm...
Noah: i remember that time when I said "Whoo hoo. Way to throw those murder balls. Go team, go."
Heather: DOUBLE POSTER
Gwen: take a chill pill, heather. he only did it once
Chris: yea i remember u saying that. it made me angry. and i think u got voted off for not being a team player
Heather: whatever. its against the rules, tho. no double posting
Noah: like i would care
Alejandro: ur gonna get banned. watch.
Noah: wait -- what?

*The user Noah has been blocked for 3 hours because of double posting*

(Not in chat)
Noah: Crap!

(Back in chat)
Chris: wow. i didnt no chat did that
Heather: 'cuz u set it up u idiot!
Chris: ooh, u arent gonna like it
Heather: oh yea? well im gonna show ya u little-

*The user Heather has been blocked permanently for cursing*

(Not in chat)
Heather: What the hell?! 'Idiot' is not a curse word! Ugh!

(Back in chat)
Gwen: im glad heather got banned permanently. now i wont have to worry
Chris: of course. shes too bossy.
Gwen: how'd u handle her so well in tdi?
Chris: easy -- ignorance.
Gwen: pretty impressive.
Izzy: thats so cool! ppl get too sensitive like heather sometimes.
Izzy: ...and im a double poster! rawr!
Izzy: hahahahahaha LOL
Gwen: STOP SPAMMING THE CHATROOM IZZY.
Izzy: y? the chat is full of spam anyway. and i think all of u r a bunch of-

*The user Izzy has been blocked 10 hours for double posting*

(Not in chat)
Izzy: Great. Now what?

(Back in chat)
Chris: just wonderful. we've lost noah, izzy, and heather for terrible reasons.
Gwen: this is just crappy. now alejandro is the only one with us
Chris: no, don't do that, gwen!
Gwen: don't do what?
Chris: never mind.
Gwen: ur so-

*The user Gwen has been blocked for 1 hour because cursing*

(Not in chat)
Gwen: Pfft. Whatever. I've got other things to do. *walks away from computer chair*

(Back in chat)
Chris: now its just u and me, pretty boy.
Alejandro: dont call me that.
Chris: y? u havent said anything in a while ever since u found out leshawna had a boyfriend
Alejandro: oh, that.
Chris: just to let u no, i think u and leshawna r great together. harold is too much of a geek.
Alejandro: really? thanks man! im gonna tell leshawna right now! and tell her 'cuz u said so!
Chris: ok then.

Alejandro has logged out

Chris: well... dont wanna be left alone.

Chris has logged out

(Stay tuned for part three! This story isn't really going anywhere. It's just something fun I like to do. People are just chatting and stuff. If you don't like TDI, please do not reply.)