It's pretty short (500+ words) and it kinda reads as more of a comedy sketch (Writing comedy would be something I'd love to do as a hobby.) Like to hear some feedback (constructive but can be negative or positive) once you've finished reading. Pretty much just wrote this to test out my skills.In 2050, a vault suddenly appeared in the Disney animation studios (because vaults can form out of thin air you know.) In it were a bunch of tossed Disney scripts, waiting to be sorted out. Historians were excited to see what was there. Would there be alternate scenes? Deleted sequences? New characters? What they found though were the absolute, most boring pieces of dialogue put to paper. These scripts were thrown into the fire but not before some brave (stupid?) soul transcribed three of the scenes. Here now, is the result. You have been warned.
Scene 1: Aladdin and Jasmine go shopping for shoes (1994. Directed by Ron Clements for Disney’s Aladdin: The Animated Series.)
Aladdin: Do we have to go to ANOTHER store?
Jasmine: You know very well what to expect.
Aladdin: OH DO I PRINCESS? I said I’d go with you to one store with you for shoes...I didn’t realize one pair meant five!
Jasmine: Hush. The process of shoe selection is a very delicate one. It’s not excess if you need them for different things you know.
Aladdin: Even with that though...couldn’t we at least go to a discount one? The bill is starting to add up. I know we’re royalty but separating the money to dif...
Jasmine: Excuse me sir, how much are these?
Clerk: 60,00 dinar.
Aladdin: 60,00 dinar? Are you crazy?
Jasmine: SOLD!
Aladdin: Oh my god...isn’t that the guy who sniffed Marla Maples shoes?
(Canned laughter, applause. Dissolve to commercial.)
Scene 2: Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet fails to get people to remember him or his movie (2030. Directed by anonymous for the special “Disney: Where are they now?”)
Narrator: Jim Hawkins seemed to have it all. Fame, fortune, beautiful women. Until the well known “potato incident” that is. Now, Jim has a new game show where HE earns money trying to get people to recognize who he is.
(Cuts to “Spare Change?” title card.)
Jim: Excuse me sir...SIR! Do you know who I am?
Passerby: Not in the slightest
(Jim puts on a sad face.)
Jim: Looks like Jimbo is eating ramen again tonight!
Scene 3: Can I take your order? Belle’s past journeys or “how I paid for college” (2012 TV special directed by Don Bluth during “the hostage situation regarding the Disney employees.”)
Belle: Hi! May I take your order?
Gaston: Well HELLO there hun! You’re quite gleaming today!
Belle: Why thank you sir!
Gaston: I think I’ll have the stacked pancakes I mean the loaded potatoes I mean the apple dumplin...
Belle Excuse me?
Gaston: Oh what’s the use with innuendo? I ADORE YOU, YOU YOUNG LASS! Come back to my place now!
Belle: (Gasp!)
Don: Excuse me sir...I believe you are harassing my girlfriend!
Off screen voice: Mr. Bluth, you can’t write yourself into the show!
Don: SHUT UP! SHUT UP! ONE MORE WORD AND YOU’LL BE BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS!...Now as I was saying...
(Fight breaks out. Gaston is no match for the “Bluthster” as he is destroyed in mere seconds.)
Belle: MY HERO!
Don: Heh, you better believe it baby.
the most amazing piece of comedic literature I have read in quite some time
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