by Iri » August 16th, 2014, 2:36 pm
Haha, I have a cat who wants to shred my arms every chance she gets. And her claws grow fast.
One day we clip her claws and in the next two hours they're full length again and she's all like, "I'm baaaack!"
"I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
- Titus Andromedon
"Titus, cherish this time. One day you'll wake up and you'll say, 'Who's that old woman in the mirror?' And then she'll punch you, and you'll say, 'That's not a mirror, that's an open window'."
- Lillian