by Iri » May 11th, 2014, 5:06 am
I love pickles! My mother always teases me about how I wipe out huge jars of pickles in like, less than a week. I love tomatoes. And I love bananas.
"I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
- Titus Andromedon
"Titus, cherish this time. One day you'll wake up and you'll say, 'Who's that old woman in the mirror?' And then she'll punch you, and you'll say, 'That's not a mirror, that's an open window'."
- Lillian