by Iri » April 17th, 2014, 12:43 am
Once my cat PB (Peanut Butter) was with me when I ate chicken. I had a tender piece of chicken skin and was about to lift it to my mouth when the dang cat literally took it out of my hand with one paw, stuffed the chicken piece in her mouth, and took off. I was so annoyed... :p
"I'm pretty, but tough like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown."
- Titus Andromedon
"Titus, cherish this time. One day you'll wake up and you'll say, 'Who's that old woman in the mirror?' And then she'll punch you, and you'll say, 'That's not a mirror, that's an open window'."
- Lillian