Attack of Zuberi

[Adofo]

Crystal: Yeah! It was really good!
Her stomach begins to really kick and move around.
Crystal: Haha, that tickles! It actually feels pretty good!
Adofo: Well.....we'll take your word for it baby! But we just came to check up on you! So, do you need anything?
Crystal: Yeah, you think you can bring back an adult zebra? Alive please?
Adofo: Uhh...sure baby! Whatever you need! Come on girls let's go get grandma some food.
The three leave kinda quick.
Gonai: Dad did you know anything about this?!
Adofo: NO!! That was just......weird.
Arida: Grandpa....is Grandma going to eat me?
Adofo: NO! No no no! Grandma would NEVER do that!

[Iri]

Arida: Why... why ALIVE?!
Gonai: *Shrugs* That's kind of creepy that she wants to eat something alive. But bringing back an adult zebra ALIVE isn't going to be easy.
Arida: You're right.
Gonai: Well, we ought to get her an adult zebra if she wants it.
Arida: *With a little shudder* Alive.

[Adofo]

After a while of searching they finally find another fully grown zebra all alone.
Adofo: Okay just like last time.
They do the same as before but they just hold it down as Adofo wraps up its legs with vines.
Zebra: WAIT WAIT!!!! Please don't kill me! I'm with child!
Gonai: Sorry but it's not up to us.
Adofo: And we're not the ones going to eat you.

[Iri]

Arida: For some reason, my grandmother wants to eat you alive. I'm sorry, but seriously, if we COULD, we'd kill you and just get it all over with.
Zebra: That'd be a lot better than this!
Arida: I don't know what my grandmother is thinking.
Gonai: Hey, Arida, be nice.
Arida: Well, sorry, but she's acting a bit weird!
Gonai: I can't argue with you there.
*At the Pridelands*
Crystal: Mm, that looks delicious!
Zebra: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Arida: *Runs away*

[Adofo]

Zebra: PLEASE!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!!!!! I'M ABOUT TO BE A MOTHER!!!!!
Crystal: Well so am I!!! But don't worry! You'll be doing a lot for my cubs!!!
Zebra: NO!!! NO PLEASE!!!!!!
Adofo covers Gonai's eyes.
Crystal puts the head of the zebra in her mouth. The zebra's voice becomes muffled. Slowly she begins to swallow the zebra until the only thing sticking out of her mouth is the tail. She gives it a slurp and she feels the zebra drop into her stomach.
Crystal: Aaaaaaaaahhhh! That. Was. Delicious! Thanks you so much baby!
Adofo: Uh....yeah....yeah no problem. Look we're going to go play with Arida for a bit. So just relax okay?
Crystal: Okay! I love you Dofo!
Adofo: I love you to baby!
The two run after Arida.
Arida: That was AWFUL!

[Iri]

Gonai: That WAS awful! I wish I had gotten the brains to run away like you did.
Arida: I feel bad for you.
Gonai: I've been forever scarred.
Arida: Yeah... I pity you.
Gonai: Why is she eating animals alive, Adofo?

[Adofo]

Adofo: Well....your mother.......I actually don't have answer. Maybe................I don't know. Maybe you could just.....ask her?
Gonai: Uhhhh okay.
Adofo: But just make it kinda subtle. Don't just straight up ask her.
Gonai: Yeah....okay.
Adofo: And I'll go with you.

[Iri]

[This isn't supposed to be a bad dream by Arida or Gonai or Adofo or something, right?]
Gonai: Hey, Mom.
Crystal: Oh, hi, sweetheart.
Gonai: So, you like to eat live animals, right?
Crystal: Yep.
Gonai: Oh. That's cool. I was just wondering.

[Adofo]

(Naw. Wasn't think of it. But hey, Adofo did have a bad dream with Gonai doing the same thing. So.... )
Adofo: So why do you like that?
Crystal: Well, it feels better when your food fights back when you're hunting it! And it feel a million times better when you have that same sensation in your belly! It feels so good to have that much activity going on inside you!
Gonai: Ohh......I see......
Crystal: So where's Arida?
Adofo: She's....outside.
Crystal: Can I see her? I want to give her a kiss!
Gonai: Yeah....sure....mother.
Gonai guides Arida over to Crystal.
Crystal: *kiss* I love you Arida!!!
Arida: Yeah....I love you too.....Grandma!
Crystal: *kiss* Okay, you can go.

[Iri]

[Oh, phew, good. ]
Arida: *Hurries away*
Zinzo: Arida? Are you all right? You look scared.
Arida: Scared?! Ha! No. I'm absolutely TERRIFIED!
Kwame: Why?
Akanke: Did something happen?
Alake: But we're not kidding, Arida, you look really scared. What's wrong?
Arida: *Gulps*
Adena: You can trust us.
[AHH! SO many names start with the letter "A"! Rawr.]
Arida: Well, apparently Grandma has a taste for eating LIVE ANIMALS.
Adena: That's a bit terrifying.
Alake: Talk about it! I mean, eating it dead is okay. But trying to ingest it when it's alive... eww!