Strangers in a Strange Land [private]

[Elton John]

Elton John: There's a very reasonable explanation for all this. I created a warp portal to assemble all the bravest lions in one spot. We need a team that can take on our biggest threat yet.

Nala: And what is that?

Elton John: Disney is going to make a CGI remake of the lion king and we must stop them at all cost.

[it means no worries]

Mufasa: I agree. This travesty MUST be stopped. They will do CGI over my dead body. How do you plan to stop this?

{see what i did there? }

[Elton John]

Elton John: Simba, Nala, this may come as a surprise but I have also recruited your daughter and your son'.

Nala: Wait, what?

Elton: It's in the future of your world. Your Daughter Kiara and your son, Kion.

[it means no worries]

looks back and forth between EJ and Nala

Simba: Daughter...son... you mean we... marry???

[Elton John]

Elton: Yes Simba, but only after 10 years of exile and living with a sarcastic meerkat and a flatulant warthog.

[it means no worries]

Simba: *speaking sarcastically* What would they do? sort my life out and teach me some crazy catchphrase?

anyway, what do you plan to do to stop the CGI being made?

[Elton John]

Elton John: No worries Simba, it's easy for the bravest lions! We have to go back farther in the past and recruit walt disney himself.

[it means no worries]

Simba: But how do we do that?


{why would we have to back that far in time?}

[Elton John]

Elton John: I borrowed Doc Browns Delorean.

{Because walt has the final say in everything}

[it means no worries]

Simba: Who's Doc Brown and what's a Delorean?

{i know who he is and what that is but Simba wouldnt}