Attack of Zuberi

[Adofo]

Adofo: Why are you doing this!? Those are my children in there!

[Iri]

The police woman snorted in disgust. "Your children?" she said contemptuously. "You're a human, they are felines. It's facts."

[Her name is now officially Officer Brittany. Sorry, first name that popped to my mind! Again, I have nothing against that name...]

[Adofo]

Adofo: I WAS RAISED BY FELINES! MY PARENTS AND ADOPTIVE BROTHER ARE LIONS! ALSO ONE OF THOSE LIONS IS MY GRANDDAUGHTER! MY BLOOD RUNS THROUGH HER VEINS!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT! MY WIFE IS A LIONESS!!!!!

[Iri]

Officer Brittany [I laugh in embarrassment every time I type "Officer Brittany"...] snorted again. "Honestly, sir, you have a vivid imagination," she muttered in disgust.

[Adofo]

Adofo: I am NOT imagining things! My mate is Crystal! She's a beautiful lioness and we have a ton of cubs together! The other lioness and that puma are my adoptive daughters! If you don't believe me, do a blood test on the lioness!

[Iri]

Officer Brittany rolled her eyes. "I'll believe that when pigs fly," she muttered. "Go back home, and stop imagining such nonsense."

[Officer Brittany... tsk tsk. Heartless lady.]

[Adofo]

Adofo: How about this, you do a blood test and if it's false, I'll leave forever!

[Iri]

Officer Brittany shook her head. "No, not so soon after the puma cub was shot," she said. "But I'd appreciate it if you go." Her voice was as cold as ice and as hard as a rock.

[Adofo]

Adofo: Okay.....you're right. I'm sorry. Will the cub be okay?

[Iri]

Officer Brittany rolled her eyes again. "Probably, not sure," she said carelessly. "Now scram."