Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but now he can't tell the diffrence between an actual worry and a joke.


I wish there was a cure against boredom.

[OuRaion]

There is, but it never wears off and you get bored of not being bored.

I wish it would hurry up and finish.

[Kitva Hyperlink]

you fall in a hole and die.
I wish today could be over so I can say to people 'I told you so'.

[OuRaion]

(hey Link, you do know we don't actually believe the world's going to end do you? We all know it isn't, we're just making fun of it while we can, the end of the world only happens once every 12 years you know)
Today is over but you don't say 'I told you so' because of what I wrote above this.

I wish Link could take a joke.

[SlayerOfLight]

granted, but nobody listens to his jokes.

I wish rainbows weren't that colourful.

[Tora]

Granted. Now your face is colorful.

I wish today would last longer.

[SlayerOfLight]

granted, but you fall asleep and miss what is left of the day.

I wish all animals could speak english.

[OuRaion]

Granted, but all they say is that they're going to eat you.

I wish for life exactly as it is.

[SlayerOfLight]

granted, but you'll lose your own life.


I wish soccer wouldn't be such an overrated sport.

[OuRaion]

It get's so underrated that 1 person in th world watches it.

I wish it would render quicker.