What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Gemini]

I haven't felt like a teenager in a couple years if I'm honest but now it's official I guess. lol

[Elton John]

at first i was appreciative of friendlyhyena reviving discussion on the movie boards but their topics are getting worse and worse.

[Panda-chan]

^^^^

[Elton John]

i mean

what kind of mental gymnastics do you need to go through to think that zazu was working for scar? i’ve seen some wild interpretations of the movie but...,wow...

[Panda-chan]

Yeah, and at first I actually <tried> to give it a serious response, but literally every single sentence there makes absolutely no sense. I just don't have words...

It's like every time I log on to this site, I immediately see something that makes me /facepalm

[FlipMode]

Its like the clickbait buzzfeed articles of MLK basically.
"WAS RAFIKI THE TRUE VILLAIN?! CLICK HERE TO SEE THE TINY DETAIL YOU MISSED!
YOU WON'T BELIEVE NUMBER 4 IT WILL MAKE YOU PEE YOUR PANTS AND THROW IT AT YOUR MOM LEGIT GUARANTEE!"

/quote

[Elton John]

i wonder if there’s a version of buzzfeed in the pridelands

assuming that the lions and hippos and such had computers and internet access

TOP TEN LIONS IN THE SKY: you won’t believe which one looks like mufasa.

because it is mufasa.

[SwagaliciousXXX]

Hyenas Try Lionspreading For A Week

"Lionspreading is when a lion spreads his physical body to take up as much territory as humanly (animally?) possible."
"I feel like a monster already. How could you do this everyday without being conscious about it."
"To be forced to lionspread really showed me how up your own *** you have to be, as a lion, to not be conscious of the animals around you."

[Elton John]

i’m having some SeRiOuS THOUGHTS lately

are the hyenas in the lion king actually robots?

We never actually see them mention that they aren’t robots. We see them eating, once, but that could be just to trick scar into thinking they aren’t robots.

my god

what if nala is a robot too

she never actually stated she wasn’t one. what if it turns out that simba created kiara and kion in his robot factories

#thetruthisoutthere

[Gemini]

i’m having some SeRiOuS THOUGHTS lately

are the hyenas in the lion king actually robots?

We never actually see them mention that they aren’t robots. We see them eating, once, but that could be just to trick scar into thinking they aren’t robots.

my god

what if nala is a robot too

she never actually stated she wasn’t one. what if it turns out that simba created kiara and kion in his robot factories

#thetruthisoutthere

BUT DID YOU ever consider that Simba might be Sans???