by Carl » December 10th, 2016, 8:00 pm
Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman. From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it. Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
When you're in black slacks with accentuating offwhite pin-stripes, everything goes according to plan.
I'm the new cancer, I've never looked better and you can't stand it,
Because you say so under your breath, you're reading lips, "when did he get all confident?"