I do NOT appreciate being snapped at every time you speak to me ever since some one else handed your ass to you at Monopoly. You've been playing nice with him all day, but as soon as he seized most of your assets, you started taking it out on me and every time we speak you have to raise your voice and take that tone, even when I was just checking to see if you'd gotten Steam working since it was working again for me.
I don't know why you hate me. I don't know why you always pick on and insult me and my pets. I have never been overly mean to you, and despite the fact you've made me hate you, you know I'm never going to be overly mean to you. So why do you have to always treat me like I'm a lying, rude, scheming, and hateful piece of trash? Especially when he's meaner to you than me and you treat him like he's your best friend?