What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Carl]

[quote="Queen Elsa"]How should I do the email? Should I start out with a simple 'Hi! How are you?' or just get straight to my proposition? It seems stupid to me to ask how she is when I just saw her two days ago. But going straight to the point seems a bit weird, too. I dunno. [/quote]
Format it, the way you would a letter, so that you have something like this:

[quote]Dear Mrs. So-and-so,

Hello. I was thinking [proposition here].

-Sincerely,
Elsa[/quote]

[Queen Elsa]

^That makes it seem like something more formal than just talking to a friend of mine, but okay. I'll try that. Thanks.

[Carl]

Well, instead of "sincerely," you could put something more informal, like, "your friend;" same with the "dear Mrs. So-and-so" part.

[Queen Elsa]

True.... I'll work something out. But thanks!

[Soren]

Who knew people would be giving emailing lessons on this topic?

[Marizzle]

"I don't make any noise", she said. Yeah, right! Ugh.

[Carl]

Meh, no new work opportunities I could do since the last time I checked. Why am I unable to just do customer service?

Perhaps a better question is, why is it so impossible to find janitorial positions? Or, y'know, anything I could do with my training without needing prior experience...

[Marizzle]

I'll be exhausted tomorrow morning...like always.

[Queen Elsa]

I'm just going to go ahead and do it. I'll try to turn off the criticizing part of me while doing so. I have one chance, and I can't ruin it.

[Carl]

Don't click it. Just do something fun or go to bed. You're in a good mood, don't ruin it.

Is it really that hard to not click something?

Yes, someone there might actually be a decent human who is not full of hate... but the chance you'll see some infuriating stuff (and thangs) there is about 99.9%.

Learn not to click stuff. Just like avoiding news sites and facebook pages that might attract haters. You'll enjoy your life so much more if you just pretend that haters aren't lurking everywhere.

If only it were so easy. Pretend they aren't there and they leave you alone. Heh.

Wait. Where am I going with this?

Right. Pizza rolls. That's exactly where this train of thought was going. Crispy little rolls of cheesy pepperoni goodness.