What are you thinking RIGHT NOW?

[Simbaholikov]

I need to calibrate the scope properly, but I need a place with space of 100m.

[KopsTheTerminator]

Interview questions are the weirdest.

[Elton John]

Colonoscopy was a success, I have food in my belly and i'm almost back to normal.

[Squeely]

[quote="Marizzle"]Yeah, I thought about that. Maybe, I'll give the movies and series a try first...if those don't work, I'll try playing. Thanks! [/quote]
Why didn't I think of this before? Listen to musicals in German! It helps if they're musicals you're familiar with, all the easier to figure out the meaning of things without having to look up a translation. The German cast recording of RENT actually taught me quite a bit.

[quote="Elton John"]Colonoscopy was a success, I have food in my belly and i'm almost back to normal.[/quote]
Good good good good good! Glad that went well, hope healing and recovery go well too.

[Regulus]

Can anyone examine my colon?

:

How is it?

[KopsTheTerminator]

[quote="Regulus"]Can anyone examine my colon?

:

How is it?[/quote]

...normal? Not sure what you're asking for here.

[Squeely]

[quote="Regulus"]Can anyone examine my colon?

:

How is it?[/quote]
Cannot do so as I'm kinda not anywhere near you. Even if I was, I am not medically trained and am very squicked out by internal organs. This doesn't work on so many levels.

[KopsTheTerminator]

I'm an idiot, guys.

[Simbaholikov]

[quote="Kops"]I'm an idiot, guys.[/quote]

Yes you are.

[KopsTheTerminator]

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "NO, KOPS, YOU JUST MADE A MISTAKE." YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE.