Funny jokes

[Flowertall]

Most good jokes I know are long ones, but this is one of the least long ones.

An Indian chief had a big fart on its way, but it wouldn`t come out. So he called for his messenger boy and told him: "Go to our medicine man and tell him "Big chief, no fart".

And the boy ran off and told the medicine man those exact words. "Oh, I see. Here`s a can of baked beans, that`ll help". The boy ran off but came back after a while and said the same thing: "Big chief, no fart".

"Right. Well, here are ten cans of baked beans. It should come out now". The boy went but came back after some time with the exact same message. The medicine man got slightly annoyed. "OK, here`s a hundred cans of baked beans. If that doesn`t work, nothing will".

The boy ran off, and after a long time he came back, eyes as big as saucers. "Big fart, no chief".

[Flowertall]

Most good jokes I know are long ones, but this is one of the least long ones.

An Indian chief had a big fart on its way, but it wouldn`t come out. So he called for his messenger boy and told him: "Go to our medicine man and tell him "Big chief, no fart".

And the boy ran off and told the medicine man those exact words. "Oh, I see. Here`s a can of baked beans, that`ll help". The boy ran off but came back after a while and said the same thing: "Big chief, no fart".

"Right. Well, here are ten cans of baked beans. It should come out now". The boy went but came back after some time with the exact same message. The medicine man got slightly annoyed. "OK, here`s a hundred cans of baked beans. If that doesn`t work, nothing will".

The boy ran off, and after a long time he came back, eyes as big as saucers. "Big fart, no chief".

[Flowertall]

Sorry about the double post. I didn`t think it got published, because I got an internal server error message on the screen.

Here`s a short one: The jazz lover and the country lover got captured by cannibals and were to be eaten. They were each granted one last wish before they were to be executed.

The country lover wanted to listen to Dolly Parton`s greatest hits a hundred times. The jazz lover in return wanted to be executed now.

[Arani]

[quote="Amanda"]A lion never cheats on his wife, but a Tiger Wood. [/quote]
rofl! Love that one!

[xLilacVixenx]

I'm not sure if this is appropriate, but it's so stinkin' funny! XD

What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?
Spell it.
Spell "cup".
Spell them together.

[WildSimba]

ooooooold

[Ushujaa]

okay so heres some anti jokes

birds migrate south in a V formation during winter, why is one side of the V bigger then the other?

because there were more geese on that side...

why did the duck cross the road?
More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

what's worse then finding a worm in your apple...?

being raped by a giant scorpion

[Panda-chan]

[quote="WildSimba"]ooooooold[/quote]

[Jiirani]

My joke:



Nuff said

[Panda-chan]

[quote="Jiirani"]My joke:



Nuff said[/quote]