by Carl » November 16th, 2015, 4:55 am
I tap you on the shoulder, take a deep breath, and, rather childishly begin to sing in the most annoying voice I can muster...
"I know a song that gets on everbody's nerves, everybody's nerves, yes, on everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes..." I repeat it until, screaming and clawing at your ears, you flee, leaving the hill open for the taking. I sit down and begin to pluck at the grass boredly.
My hill.