^ I appreciate the sentiment, but I'm not kidding myself here. The healthy weight range for someone my height, gender and age is 120-140 pounds and I weigh right at 200. I have gained a lot in these recent stressful months... but a few weeks ago it was 210 so there's that.
I've gotten back into exercising and I'm eating somewhat better when I can afford to, so hopefully it can be avoided for me still.

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Okay, I have enough Eevee eggs to get all of its evolutions that I can without having that Water Stone. Once I get that phone call, I'll breed my Jolteon with Ditto again, and then I'll have all five on this game. ^^