Really? You wanna get pissy with me because I am agitated that the internet doesn't work and you are so self-absorbed that you think you know the problem when I'm the one who has experience with this crappy connection? Ok, for two years already and starting a third I have dealt with the bad connection on this campus and I know how it works by now. If I can't connect on 2F, I need to move to 3F or 1F, generally 3F, because the signal is stronger at a higher elevation. I'm not sure exactly how that works, but it does. You wanna start a fight with me because you think it's because of the update that mine has been working fine without for over a week and I know that's probably not the case. You have the nerve to say "make my day," when I say if you're going to be like that I'm not going to hang out with you as if it was me that wanted to hang out in the first place.
Excuse you, before you asked me to hang out, the internet was working fine, I was comfy, and I was almost in a decent mood. YOU made me move, you started this fight because you didn't want to move again, despite the fact that you ALWAYS make me move, and you wanna act like if I'd leave you alone this wouldn't happen? Well guess what, jerwad? When I went back to 3F, my laptop connected to the internet with no problems. You chewed me out for nothing because you can't stand the thought that I might know more than you about anything.
I'm not some inferior creature, I'm not your slave, and you are not always right, so stop treating me like crap already... jeez...
An internet connection is not something worthy of being a big fight, but then again, to you I guess it is, since you start major fights with me over even smaller things.