Sheesh, people, when you walk into an ice cream shop that clearly says "BEN AND JERRYS" outside and has BEN AND JERRYS written all over everything, for the love of God please do not get shirty with me when you think the price is extortionate. It is. I know it is. Everyone knows it is. You don't need to tell me, and at the same time, loudly proclaiming that it's "day light robbery" is not going to change anything

Yes, £2 for a small vanilla cone is ridiculous, but I can do **bleep** all about it.
And no, chavs, do not pout your lips and ask for a 50p discount. I will tell you where to go (in the politest way possible).
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Working in the Ice Cream shop is going to be fun, yes, but today felt like the longest shift of my life. The shop is newly re-opened after some 2 years of being closed, and as such most people don't realise that it's up and running again. This meant my 5 hour shift felt more like 10 hours... I swear that entire time I served about 15 people...