okay time for a blonde joke...
Q* how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A* one because stereotypes based on hair color are retarded...
Funny jokes
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Re: Funny jokes
by Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 2:25 am
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Re: Funny jokes
by CrazyNuka » December 19th, 2010, 2:25 am
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Re: Funny jokes
by Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 2:26 am
LOL
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Re: Funny jokes
by xLilacVixenx » December 19th, 2010, 2:30 am
Another Blonde joke I found hilarious:
Question - Why was the blonde staring at the jug of Orange Juice?
Answer - Because it said "Concentrate."
*Giggles*
Question - Why was the blonde staring at the jug of Orange Juice?
Answer - Because it said "Concentrate."
*Giggles*
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Re: Funny jokes
by TheRoguePrince » December 19th, 2010, 2:43 am
ok, since we're in the mood for blonde jokes...
A smart blonde was driving a car in the countryside when she looked over and saw a blonde rowing a boat in a wheat field.
She proceeded to pull over and yell at the dumb blonde, "It's dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!"
The dumb blonde responded, "If I could swim I'd come over there and beat you up!"
the end...
A smart blonde was driving a car in the countryside when she looked over and saw a blonde rowing a boat in a wheat field.
She proceeded to pull over and yell at the dumb blonde, "It's dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name!"
The dumb blonde responded, "If I could swim I'd come over there and beat you up!"
the end...
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Re: Funny jokes
by Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 2:54 am
i said stereotypes based on hair color are RETARDED that does not mean KEEP ROLLIN THE BLONDE PUNCHES OUT!!!
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Re: Funny jokes
by TheRoguePrince » December 19th, 2010, 3:01 am
ok then, a nationality descriminate joke.
An American, a British man, and a French man were captured in war...
The men who captured them decided that they would each recieve thirty lashes for fighting for the enemy.
However, the dealer of the punishment was a kind man, and decided to let the prizoners ask for one thing each to help them.
The French man went first and asked for a pillow, it fell off after the first lash and he recieved 29 anyway.
The British man went next, he asked for TWO pillows, they too fell off and he recieved 28 lashes.
The American went last, when asked himself, he answered, "I want the French guy." and all was well from that point for him...
An American, a British man, and a French man were captured in war...
The men who captured them decided that they would each recieve thirty lashes for fighting for the enemy.
However, the dealer of the punishment was a kind man, and decided to let the prizoners ask for one thing each to help them.
The French man went first and asked for a pillow, it fell off after the first lash and he recieved 29 anyway.
The British man went next, he asked for TWO pillows, they too fell off and he recieved 28 lashes.
The American went last, when asked himself, he answered, "I want the French guy." and all was well from that point for him...
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Re: Funny jokes
by Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 3:05 am
LOL
okay okay
So there is an italian a mexican and an american in a boat...
the boat is starting to sink and they all decide they're going to throw out of the boat something from their home country that they have to much of
The Italian throws out some pasta "We have many pasta back in Italy there no need for more"
the Mexican throws out *EDIT* burrito's "Seniors i feel like we have too many burrito addicts back home i'm doing the country a favor"
The American throws out the Mexican and the Italian
okay okay
So there is an italian a mexican and an american in a boat...
the boat is starting to sink and they all decide they're going to throw out of the boat something from their home country that they have to much of
The Italian throws out some pasta "We have many pasta back in Italy there no need for more"
the Mexican throws out *EDIT* burrito's "Seniors i feel like we have too many burrito addicts back home i'm doing the country a favor"
The American throws out the Mexican and the Italian
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Re: Funny jokes
by Panda-chan » December 19th, 2010, 4:18 am
Wooo stereotype jokes!! 
So a Mexican, a rabbi, and a blonde all walk into a bar...
They all pay for drinks, chat, have a good time, and leave satisfied
(anti-jokes ftw)
So a Mexican, a rabbi, and a blonde all walk into a bar...
They all pay for drinks, chat, have a good time, and leave satisfied
(anti-jokes ftw)
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Re: Funny jokes
by Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 4:20 am
LOL^^
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