Conquer the Hill

[FireAndSun]

I somehow cause a black hole to form which sucks you up, but somehow not me and the hill, thus contradicting how black holes work. My hill.

[Carl]

I counter with the scientific knowledge that black holes don't actually "suck up" anything, just pull stuff to themselves, including light, and crush it with their massive gravity, and that they cannot be formed suddenly on earth as they are forms of stars that take many years to create. This logic destroys your fantasy as I live up to my name and claim the hill. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

While you were too busy explaining the physics of a black hole, I saw my opportunity to take over the hill.

My hill.

[FireAndSun]

I build a successful business on the hill and kick you out. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I drop a Tsar-Bomba on you and your business, destroying the hill with it. I regrow a new hill similar to the previous one and claim it as my own.

My hill.

[FireAndSun]

I get your hill declared as a nature reserve and kick you out again. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I have you declared mentally insane and locked up in an insane asylum.

My hill.

[FireAndSun]

I break out and burn your hill to the ground. I conquer the hill next door. My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

You step on a landmine I placed on the hill next door and die from it. I take over the hill instead.

MH.

[FireAndSun]

I rise from the dead and blow you up in turn. My hill.