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I hate going in for procedures where they knock you out because I always say the most ridiculous things as I'm waking up. Today I apparently (I have no memory of this) told my doctor that there would be no more chapstick for him unless he gave me a grade of "purple or higher" on my sunbathing examination. Makes perfect sense, right?