Corrupt a Wish

[it means no worries]

granted, but so will many other tourists, so it would be to busy to be pleasant

I wish I could see Rammstein live

[FireAndSun]

Granted, but you'll be in the very back, so you won't be able to see anything.

I wish the school year would end.

[it means no worries]

Granted but the holidays will whizz past, so you'll soon be back

I wish I could live forever

[FireAndSun]

Granted, but your brain has a limited storage capacity. Eventually, your mind won't work right. (I'm not kidding either. That's really what would happen.)

I wish I could visit all the galaxies in the universe.

[it means no worries]

granted but there isn't really anything to see in them

I wish there were no rules applying to me

[juhouh]

Granted but it includes laws as well

I wish I didn't post this post

[FireAndSun]

Granted, but you can't erase the minds of those who have seen it.

I wish I could read people's minds.

[it means no worries]

granted, but people would hate you for it

I wish I was good at singing

[Marizzle]

Granted, but then no one would care about your singing.

I wish I could purchase the 4 seasons of OUAT on DVD.

[FireAndSun]

Granted, but they will be out of stock when you go to buy them.

I wish I could fly.