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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Flowertall » September 20th, 2010, 2:53 pm

Learn Chinese:
Are you harboring a fugitive: Hu ya hi ding
I bumped into the coffee table: Ai bang mai ni
Stay out of sight: Lei lo
Please don`t leave: Wai go nao
Not right: Sum ting wong
See me ASAP: Kum hia nao
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Cdot » September 22nd, 2010, 1:55 am

Q:What do dogs eat at the movies?

A:Pupcorn.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby KiaraForever » September 22nd, 2010, 1:35 pm

[quote="Flowertall"]Learn Chinese:
Are you harboring a fugitive: Hu ya hi ding
I bumped into the coffee table: Ai bang mai ni
Stay out of sight: Lei lo
Please don`t leave: Wai go nao
Not right: Sum ting wong
See me ASAP: Kum hia nao[/quote]

LOL!
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby KiaraForever » September 22nd, 2010, 1:37 pm

What do you call a horse that lives under the sea?

A Seahorse

(Sorry all i could think of -_-)
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby KopsTheTerminator » September 23rd, 2010, 3:49 pm

[quote="Kopa23"]There was this vet guy. He thought lol meant lots of love.. and he sent a text to an owner of this dog:

"*name* was a good dog, we will miss him lol"

LMFAO[/quote]

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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Flowertall » September 23rd, 2010, 6:44 pm

Funny riddles:
What do two popes say to each other when they meet?

Answer: There are never two popes.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

Answer: Who knows? It`s never happened.

When The Phantom pukes, the party`s over.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby FlipMode » December 18th, 2010, 4:59 pm

Ignore this pl0x
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby CrazyNuka » December 19th, 2010, 2:09 am

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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Ushujaa » December 19th, 2010, 2:20 am

okay okay,

Knock knock... (who's there) i eat mop ( i eat mop who ) LOLOLOLOLOL pronounce the joke and you shall understand it... lol
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby xLilacVixenx » December 19th, 2010, 2:22 am

[quote="Ushujaa"]okay okay,

Knock knock... (who's there) i eat mop ( i eat mop who ) LOLOLOLOLOL pronounce the joke and you shall understand it... lol[/quote]

ROFL! XD
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