My Lion King Forum

Harvs · by **Harvs** » January 14th, 2011, 1:23 pm

I don't know what's wrong with me. For some reason I just can't feel the love tonight. I mean, I know that love will find a way, but I'm too busy being prepared that I can't even sleep. Not even my lullaby helped. I just can't wait to be king, and due to this, I can barely sleep a wink. But that's not the main problem, I can't shake the feeling that even though we are one, he isn't one of us, but maybe he lives in me. *sigh* Oh well, hakuna matata. I guess I'll just digga tunnel and try to forget about this upendi story.

rich198 · by **rich198** » January 14th, 2011, 3:57 pm

its gonna be a good night

Lauren · by **Lauren** » January 15th, 2011, 4:59 am

Squidward: Spongebob! Spongebob! And why aren't you in uniform? :huh:

Squidward: It's about time you got here! :mad2:

Spongebob: Here you go your majesty. :roll:

Squidward: I can't drink that! :grr:

Spongebob: Why not? :-?

Squidward: Are you blind?! Just look at it! :-x

Spongebob: What about it? :hesitant:

Squidward: That lemon had 3 seeds in it. THAT'S AN ODD NUMBER!!!! :grr3:

I can't eat anything odd numbered!

Spongebob: Fine. I'll just take it out.

Squidward: NO! NO! It's already been contaminated by a bad lemon! It won't work! :roar:

-Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Can you spare a dime) :hmm2:

SBCharlene · by **SBCharlene** » January 15th, 2011, 5:02 am

LOL, hilarious moment! Squidward kinda wasn't appreciating what Spongebob's doing for him... I mean, he's doing everything. Poor Spongebob doesn't get a kind little "thank you" D:

xLilacVixenx · by **xLilacVixenx** » January 15th, 2011, 5:03 am

Megamind: "HAL SHTEWART, PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTINY!! Hal? Hal Shtewart? Am I saying it right?"

Minion: "It's 'Stewart.'"

Megamind: "Ohhh..."

^ Favorite lines. ^^

Lauren · by **Lauren** » January 15th, 2011, 5:14 am

*Spongebob gives Squidward a fake tv with a fake tv show on*
Puppet #1 (green): Hey, where are you going? :eyebrow2:

Puppet #2 (red tie): To my job.

Puppet #1: You have a job? :hesitant:

Puppet #2: Why wouldn't I? I'm not some kind of lazy inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day. 8-)

Puppet #1: Say, where can I get one of these "jobs"? :-?

Puppet #2: Oh they're everywhere, especially if you're green and have 6 tentacles. 8-)

Puppet #1: Say, I'm gonna look for one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives!!

-Spongebob Squarepants (episode: Can you spare a dime)

IMO, Puppet #2 sounds like Mickey Mouse! :lol:

SBCharlene · by **SBCharlene** » January 15th, 2011, 6:37 am

(Spongebob and Patrick stop at the gas station)

Spongebob: Filler up, please.

Gas Station Fish #1: What will it be, fellas? Mustard, or ketchup?

(Gas Station Fish #1 & 2 slap their legs and laugh)

Patrick: Are they laughing at us?

Spongebob: No, Patrick. They're laughing next to us.

Gas Station Fish #2: Where are you two dumb kids headed anyway?

Patrick: KIDS?!

Spongebob: Now, now, Patrick. For your information, we are not kids, we are men. And we're off to get King Neptune's crown in Shell City.

Gas Station Fish #1 & 2: Shell City?!

Gas Station Fish #1: Ain't that the place that's guarded by a killer Cyclops?

Spongebob: That's right.

Gas Station Fish #1: Lloyd, take off your hat in respect.

(They both take their hats off. There is a brief pause)

Gas Station Fish #2: Respect for the dead!

(Both slap their legs and laugh again. They act goofy and they jump on each other's bellies and grab their necks and swing their heads around)

Gas Station Fish #1: You two dipsticks ain't gonna last ten seconds over the county line.

SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? We'll see about that. (He and Patrick get back into the Patty Wagon and pass the county line. A car stealer stops them)

Car Stealer: Out of the car, fellas. (SpongeBob and Patrick get out of the car and then the car stealer drives off in it)

Sponge Bob: How many seconds was that?

Gas Station Fish #2: *checks watch* Twelve.

SpongeBob and Patrick: (drop their suitcases) In your face! (both slap their legs and laugh) That's what I'm talking about. Yeah!

Patrick: (honks an air horn) Who's the kid now? (Both walk over the county line and continue walking)

Gas Station Fish #1: They're dead.

- The Spongebob Suarepants Movie

I love this moment in the Spongebob Squarepants movie! It was just so random and hilarious! XDD

Lauren · by **Lauren** » January 15th, 2011, 6:45 am

I remember that scene! Funny! :lol:

SBCharlene · by **SBCharlene** » January 15th, 2011, 6:51 am

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Neptune and Mindy arrive, squire is playing the drum)

Plankton: (He has popcorn and a drink with him. He is sitting on a small chair) This is the best seat in the house. All right, Neptune, let's get it on!

Neptune: Eugene Krabs, your six-day reprieve is up, and it is time for you to die!

Mr. Krabs: (Krabs is rapidly sweating mounds of ice cubes) Please, I didn't do it.

Neptune: There is nothing else I can do.

Mindy: You can give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time.

Neptune: Except give SpongeBob and Patrick a little more time... What? (Realizes what he just said, then turns to Mindy) Mindy, will you butt out? I won't have you stalling this execution.

Mindy: Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.

Neptune: Yes, you are.

Mindy: No, I'm not.

Neptune: Yes, you are. You're doing it right now.

Mindy: I'm stalling.

Neptune: Yes.

Mindy: Stalling?

Neptune: Stalling!

Mindy: Stalling.

Neptune: Stalling!

Plankton: *bored* Oh boy...

***

Mindy: So you think....I'm....stalling.

Neptune: AAAAH! Where am I, in Crazytown? I have had enough of this nonsense! You are to wait in the carriage until the execution is done!

-The Spongebob Squarepants Movie

Again, another hilarious moment. Mindy was being too funny. XD