Josh: Free popcorn?
Thorton: What are you doing, Parker?!

Drake: Kissing a girl.

What are you doing?
Thorton: You were kissing my girlfriend!
Drake: Oh. See that's a funny story...
Thorton: What's the matter with you?!
Maria: I'm sorry! He's just an awsome kisser.

Josh: No he's not! He's not! Thorton, kiss her kiss her right now.
Thorton: Not a chance. We are over!
Drake: Come on Thorton.
Thorton: You. You are uninvited to my birthday party!
Drake: Wait, woah woah woah. I didn't know she was your girlfriend!
Josh: Yeah, he didn't know she was your girlfriend!
Thorton: You too! Uninvited!
Josh: NO! That's not fair!
Crazy Steve: Excuse me! No yelling in the theater area.
Lady: Excuse me, were's the ladies restroom?
Crazy Steve: I'M TALKING TO PEOPLE!!!!!
Thorton: UNINVITED!!
*Drake and Maria kiss*
Josh: ENOUGH!!
-Drake and Josh (episode: Battle of Panthatar)