Corrupt a Wish

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="Arbystrider"]You get infinite gasoline, but a guy near you lights his cigar and ka-bam - it's all gone and you're burnt to a crisp.

I wish I had better internet.[/quote]

Granted - you have the fastest connection in the world. But you're that really old woman who has the fastest connection in the world.

I wish I had better hair.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but the rest of your body gets covered in scars.

I wish I could meet TLK characters <3

[SnowyCheetah]

(What's wrong with scars? )

Granted but they eat you.

I wish I didn't have a test today...

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but in three days you have tests in 5 different subjects.

I wish it would snowwww.

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="KristinaKiara"]Granted, but in three days you have tests in 5 different subjects.

I wish it would snowwww.[/quote]

Granted, but it freezes soon after and you can't play in it.

I wish for a tornado.

[Kiburi]

Granted, but it tears right through your house, and you die.

I wish it was winter.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but it's a very warm one, with no snow.

I wish it wouldn't rain.

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="KristinaKiara"]Granted, but it's a very warm one, with no snow.

I wish it wouldn't rain.[/quote]

Granted. A volcano erupts instead.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

[Tsuki]

Granted but you never get to see her.

I wish my voice would come back.

[SnowyCheetah]

[quote="Tsuki"]Granted but you never get to see her.

I wish my voice would come back.[/quote]

Granted, but then you break an arm.

I wish I had more free time.