Drake: A baby pig?
Josh: A sibling is a brother or sister.
Ms. Hayfer: Yes. My husband is in charge of the Little Sibiling Foundation.
Drake: I'm almost sure that sibilings are baby pigs.
Ms. Hayfer: Well they're not!

Drake: Okay. I see a 6, 8, and a 9 1/2.
Sammy: No. They're WAY older than that!
Drake: Sammy, we're rating them on their hotness.
Drake: Hey Sammy. Guess who just walked in; 2 9's and a 10.
Sammy: Who cares about girls?
Drake: *gasps* Sammy, don't EVER say that.

-Drake and Josh (episode: Little Sibiling)