Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted. But you'll never come back home....


I wish Nala wears a superman costume.

[RedKite]

Granted. But it's too tight and constricts her..

I wish Bambi's mum didn't get taken by hunters.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, Bambi does instead.

I wish I could never die.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you'll become so bored that eventually you'd wish that you were dead.


I wish everyone would hate Justin Bieber.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but hate becomes so intense that everyone talks about him each day.

I wish I could destroy people at my own will.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you end up accidently killing yourself at your own will.


I wish there was something useful on TV just for ónce.

[InsaneSeagull]

^ yay, lol

Granted, but too many useful information start giving you headaches.

I wish I owned a Digimon.

[Tsuki]

Granted but then your Digimon eats you

I wish my packing would pack itself.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but packs you allong in it.


I wish the night-angel would stop visiting me and whacking me knock-out with a clock.

[Arbystrider]

I wish Nala wears a superman costume.

Granted. But it's too tight and constricts her...

You... Sadist...

I wish the night-angel would stop visiting me and whacking me knock-out with a clock.

The night-angel no longer visits you... Instead, thousands of leprechauns invade your apartment daily and flood your kitchen with gold coins. Because the law requires all households to have some sort of mystical creature invade it every 24 hours.

I wish I could eat dinner at 7AM.