Corrupt a Wish

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but someone disturbs your peaceful life.


I wish the earth would get hit by a huge comet.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but you are the only survivor.

I wish every single person was a vegetarian.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but plants evolve and eat us

I wish I was immune to any sickness.

[InsaneSeagull]

Granted, but you are incapable of handling such immunity.

I wish people wouldn't exist.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you cease to exist as well.


I wish children weren't so annoying.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but every other person in the world is beyond tolerable, driving you into insanity.

I wish my coworkers weren't so useless.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but you'll become useless to them.


I wish I could play on my Playstation 3 with the TLK characters.

[ScarsLove]

Granted, but they get hungry and eat you.

I wish I could be a lioness in the TLKverse.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but Simba exiles you. (lol)


I wish Nala was my homeguard pet whitout being eaten.

[ScarsLove]

Hey, that's not so bad because I'll be exiled with Scar! ( I just hope he's nicer .___. )

Granted, but you don't have the right paperwork to own her so animal control takes her away.

I wish I could be friends with Sesshomaru!