Corrupt a Wish

[Dark Huntress]

Granted, but everyone seems to be a good artist to you, even if their music is bad O.o (not sure how that's possible...=3)

I wish my kittens will love me!!'

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but your cat now hates you.

I wish I had a cat and kittens.

[Dark Huntress]

You have them but they ignore you...or r evil

I want some freaky good artistical talent.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but nobody but you likes your art style.

I wish I was a knight.

[Dark Huntress]

Granted, but you're a really bad one and are killed!

I wish...I wasn't so darn clumsy O.O

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, though everyone else in the world becomes extremely clumsy.

I wish my internet acess wouldn't go down so often.

[RayCat]

Granted, but the only website you can visit is the Offended Page >8D
I wish people would stop wanting to walk me home xD

[Arbystrider]

People no longer want to take you home. They are instead forced to.

I wish for a food replicator so I don't have to go to the fridge or the grocery every so often.

[Regulus]

Here you go.

I wish I had an arbitrarily large but finite number of wishes.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, you regret every wish you make one minute after you make it, and those are a lot of wishes.

I wish I could visit that house from my dream last night.