Corrupt a Wish

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, however all of the chocolate is bad.

I wish I could get an A on all of my Dragonfly Dojo training.

[OuRaion]

You do get an A. A for 'A terrible student'

I wish I was smarterer.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but your intelligence increases dramatically to a point where your brain no longer can hold all the intellect, so it explodes.


I wish humanity wasn't so overrated.

[OuRaion]

Granted, we become less overrated, but we're still overrated.

I wish I could sleep in once this week.

[SlayerOfLight]

Granted, but You'll have a night terror.

I wish the world would cleanse itself of North Korea.

[OuRaion]

Granted, we shoot a missile at them that misses and hits Russia, starting another Cold War.

I wish it was the weekend.

[Dark Huntress]

It is the weekend, but you black out and miss the entire thing, then wake up Monday morning.

I wish I had a wolf that loved me and would never try to kill or eat me...

[Buffy]

Granted, but your wolf sees another wolf and runs off into the sunset with her, leaving you alone.

I wish I wasn't tired.

[Wrightfan]

Granted but you never are able to go to sleep again.

I wish I made I had unlimited money

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but nobody else in the entire world has money besides you.

I wish it was esier to find good music artists.