Corrupt a Wish

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but now it takes forever to draw the picture.

I wish that people would be less sarcastic with me. *hint hint OuRaion*

[OuRaion]

Granted, people are not sarcastic, but everyone hates you.

I wish this picture would be fininshed soon.

[Carl]

It gets finished soon, but the quality suffers severely and it looks nothing like it's supposed to.

I wish life sucked and the world was full of bad things. (Oh wait!)

[Regulus]

Wish granted. Your reverse psychology tactics have failed.

[Arbystrider]

Remember to wish, Regs.

I wish for... A million dollars.

[Regulus]

You have a million dollars, but due to inflation, its value is less than a paperweight.

I wish I didn't do stupid things like that.

[OuRaion]

Granted, you do idiotic things.

I wish I wouldn't let these things get me all the time.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but other things get you now.

I wish I could ride around the Pride Lands on Simba's back.

[OuRaion]

Simba eats you.

I wish I could feel my hands in this cold.

[DreamEater]

Your wish has been granted, but you can no longer feel the rest of your body.

I wish that I could become one of the most well known users on MLK.