by Carl » March 10th, 2016, 9:10 pm
49 times we fought that beast
Your old man and me
It had a chicken head with duck feet
With a woman's face too
(Aw, that's rad!)
It was waiting in the bushes for us
Then it ripped off your dad's face
He was screaming something awful
In fact there was this huge mess, I had to change the floors
(The floors?)
You see his blood
It drained into the boards,
And I had to change 'em
But we all got a chicken-duck-woman thing waiting for us
Every day I worry all day
About what's waiting in the bushes of love
Cos something's waiting in the bushes for us
Something's waiting in the bushes of love