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[Braveheart]

[quote="MetalHeart"]Oh believe me cubby, that mace is just for show. I can resurrect the dead, manipulate shadow and darkness, summon fireballs from the sky, and more. In fact, my very presence alone is enough to bend all but the strongest wills.[/quote]

You don't look scary to me, looking like that. And we are standing face to face... ahhahahaha! *rolls around laughing*

[quote="_TravelerBlu_"]Not everyone can be a Jedi, you must be force sensitive, and if you are, you can have years and years of training first. And my "glow stick" could slice through your wooden bat without a second thought! Only a fictional dark lord looks like that.. A real one doesn't look too menacing, but the feeling of cold hatred surrounding him is the menacing thing[/quote]

What is the 'force' ? Years and years of training. Much hard work! I dunno which is worse, a dark lord that can summon fire balls or one that have a sense of coldness!

[quote="Elton John"]Bucky is steves best friend....[/quote]

Okay, and where does Simba your mate fit into this?

[Elton John]

Simba is T'challa, king of wakanda.

[SlayerOfLight]

[quote]Not everyone can be a Jedi, you must be force sensitive, and if you are, you can have years and years of training first. And my "glow stick" could slice through your wooden bat without a second thought! Only a fictional dark lord looks like that.. A real one doesn't look too menacing, but the feeling of cold hatred surrounding him is the menacing thing[/quote]

Who needs a ''wooden bat'' if you are capable of altering the physical substance of the world around you by mere effort of will. And if all the Dark Lords from within your lore wield glow sticks then they are no true ones, simply put. Cold hatred? Oh Please... My mere presence is so menacing and inhumanly evil that it would drive anyone into insanity.

[Elton John]

If the lionvengers can beat thanos, galactus, or dr doom I think we'd stand a good chance against you.

Thanos with the infinity guantlet makes you look like justin beiber by comparison.

[SlayerOfLight]

If a bunch of cute fancy dressed baby animals can defeat this ''Thanos'' then that proves how weak he is. It took all the Valar to bind my fallen master in chains and cast him in the void.

[Elton John]

I have weaponry that can make mince meat of any middle earth army in minutes.

That's only the beginning of our team.

[SlayerOfLight]

Then you would make a nice addition to my armies.

[Braveheart]

Where do I fit in, mister dark lord Anna?

[SlayerOfLight]

Hm lemme see... Your ''cuteness'' is definitely a weapon I could use against my enemies, so count yourself in. Now I might as well reveal my true idenitity since this whole ''Anna'' thing starts to get a little annoying anyway.

I am Sauron the Great, aka Dark Lord of Mordor. Welcome to the evil side, cubby

[Braveheart]

Woah... and how do you summon the fireballs out of nowhere and raise the dead? Do you wave the wooden club like some magical fairy wand?