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Re: Funny jokes
by SilverSimba01 » April 23rd, 2010, 12:58 am
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Re: Funny jokes
by Cdot » April 23rd, 2010, 4:47 am
Q:Why did the nose run away?
A:Because it didn''t want to catch a cold.
A:Because it didn''t want to catch a cold.
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Re: Funny jokes
by FlipMode » April 24th, 2010, 10:16 pm
Kock Knock
Who's there?
Izabelle
Izabelle who?
Izabelle ringing?
badumtsch
I'm not shure I really know many that are appropriate for here..
Who's there?
Izabelle
Izabelle who?
Izabelle ringing?
badumtsch
I'm not shure I really know many that are appropriate for here..
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Re: Funny jokes
by FlipMode » May 25th, 2010, 9:46 pm
Guys I got mugged the other day on the way to college.. It was at the train station and after I stood there crying right infront of many passers by.
A policeman approached presumably to aske questions about the attacker,t he said "Sorry i'm going to have to give you a £500 fine:, I said "Oh for crying out loud!" and he replied "Yes."
Never try to become a pilot if your name is Jack, my friend tried it and the guy in the cockpit said "Hi Jack", the passengers instantly screamed.
'Was out bying Pizza the other day, I went to the Pizzeria and ordered it. I turned around, there was a sign in big letters saying "WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW MENU" .. I turned 'round and it hit me in the face.
A policeman approached presumably to aske questions about the attacker,t he said "Sorry i'm going to have to give you a £500 fine:, I said "Oh for crying out loud!" and he replied "Yes."
Never try to become a pilot if your name is Jack, my friend tried it and the guy in the cockpit said "Hi Jack", the passengers instantly screamed.
'Was out bying Pizza the other day, I went to the Pizzeria and ordered it. I turned around, there was a sign in big letters saying "WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW MENU" .. I turned 'round and it hit me in the face.
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Re: Funny jokes
by Taka » May 25th, 2010, 10:31 pm
They are calling the school:
- Today my son couldn't go to school because he was sick.
- Yes? Who am I talking to?
- To my father.
The only one I know.
- Today my son couldn't go to school because he was sick.
- Yes? Who am I talking to?
- To my father.
The only one I know.
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Re: Funny jokes
by Cdot » May 26th, 2010, 4:13 am
What do you call a cat that ate a lemon?
A sourpuss.
A sourpuss.
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Re: Funny jokes
by Panda-chan » May 26th, 2010, 8:43 pm
Something kind of retarded that happened in school:
Algebra teacher: *writing on board* Who can tell me how to find p?
Me: *thinks "look in the toilet
"*
lol.. xP
Algebra teacher: *writing on board* Who can tell me how to find p?
Me: *thinks "look in the toilet
"*lol.. xP
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Re: Funny jokes
by ScaЯ » June 28th, 2010, 3:32 am
A Joke you can only understand if your in orchestra:
What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.
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Re: Funny jokes
by Mike » June 28th, 2010, 3:36 am
[quote="ScaЯ"]A Joke you can only understand if your in orchestra:
What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.[/quote]
I think I speak for my fellow viola players when I say *OUCH!* XD
What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.[/quote]
I think I speak for my fellow viola players when I say *OUCH!* XD
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Re: Funny jokes
by Panda-chan » June 28th, 2010, 3:53 am
^ doesn't get it o_0
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R but it's actually the C...
I hate this joke so much I want to kill the person who came up with it T__T
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R but it's actually the C...
I hate this joke so much I want to kill the person who came up with it T__T
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