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Re: Funny jokes

Postby SilverSimba01 » April 23rd, 2010, 12:58 am

Question:

You know why I can't celebrate my B-day on October?

Answer:

Because I was born in April
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Cdot » April 23rd, 2010, 4:47 am

Q:Why did the nose run away?

A:Because it didn''t want to catch a cold.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby FlipMode » April 24th, 2010, 10:16 pm

Kock Knock
Who's there?
Izabelle
Izabelle who?
Izabelle ringing?

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I'm not shure I really know many that are appropriate for here..
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby FlipMode » May 25th, 2010, 9:46 pm

Guys I got mugged the other day on the way to college.. It was at the train station and after I stood there crying right infront of many passers by.
A policeman approached presumably to aske questions about the attacker,t he said "Sorry i'm going to have to give you a £500 fine:, I said "Oh for crying out loud!" and he replied "Yes."

Never try to become a pilot if your name is Jack, my friend tried it and the guy in the cockpit said "Hi Jack", the passengers instantly screamed.

'Was out bying Pizza the other day, I went to the Pizzeria and ordered it. I turned around, there was a sign in big letters saying "WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW MENU" .. I turned 'round and it hit me in the face.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Taka » May 25th, 2010, 10:31 pm

They are calling the school:

- Today my son couldn't go to school because he was sick.
- Yes? Who am I talking to?
- To my father.

The only one I know.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Cdot » May 26th, 2010, 4:13 am

What do you call a cat that ate a lemon?

A sourpuss.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » May 26th, 2010, 8:43 pm

Something kind of retarded that happened in school:

Algebra teacher: *writing on board* Who can tell me how to find p?
Me: *thinks "look in the toilet :crazy:"*

lol.. xP
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby ScaЯ » June 28th, 2010, 3:32 am

A Joke you can only understand if your in orchestra:

What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?

On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Mike » June 28th, 2010, 3:36 am

[quote="ScaЯ"]A Joke you can only understand if your in orchestra:

What's the difference between a trampoline and a viola?

On a trampoline, you take your shoes off before you jump on it.[/quote]
I think I speak for my fellow viola players when I say *OUCH!* XD
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Re: Funny jokes

Postby Panda-chan » June 28th, 2010, 3:53 am

^ doesn't get it o_0

What's a pirate's favorite letter?
You'd think it's R but it's actually the C... :joe:

I hate this joke so much I want to kill the person who came up with it T__T
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