by FlipMode » May 25th, 2010, 9:46 pm
Guys I got mugged the other day on the way to college.. It was at the train station and after I stood there crying right infront of many passers by.
A policeman approached presumably to aske questions about the attacker,t he said "Sorry i'm going to have to give you a £500 fine:, I said "Oh for crying out loud!" and he replied "Yes."
Never try to become a pilot if your name is Jack, my friend tried it and the guy in the cockpit said "Hi Jack", the passengers instantly screamed.
'Was out bying Pizza the other day, I went to the Pizzeria and ordered it. I turned around, there was a sign in big letters saying "WATCH OUT FOR OUR NEW MENU" .. I turned 'round and it hit me in the face.