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[Gemini]

I can't drink much due to the medicine I take. I would love some margaritas but alas I can't...

I honestly completely get that. I wouldn't encourage anyone to drink if it would be unsafe or put their health at risk. Being drunk is fun, as I learned, but I mean... you still have to be smart about it. If it's putting you or other people at risk, then it needs to stop. lol

Anyway. How is everybody's day going? Aside from EJ making JB a star...

//how dare you, seriously. why

[Elton John]

Because I can.

[Carl]

I also made justin beiber a star, and created dubstep.

Are you Reagan? Cos Reagan's the devil.

[Elton John]

Ronald Reagan was a great actor! I loved his movies.

[Carl]

Was he the guy from Walker Texas Ranger?

[Elton John]

No, ronald reagan was a hollywood actor before he became president.

/isn't joking this time.

[Carl]

Well, I just started going off the rails since apparently no one was getting the references I was making.

[Elton John]

Chuck norris was from walker texas ranger.

He's also quite the how shall I say it...hack. He's a good martial artist but he's not gods gift to tae kwon do. Most movie star martial artists aren't near top level fighters.

[it means no worries]

I am though

[Carl]

Chuck norris was from walker texas ranger.

He's also quite the how shall I say it...hack. He's a good martial artist but he's not gods gift to tae kwon do. Most movie star martial artists aren't near top level fighters.

Yeah, I know.