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[Carl]

Why? It's not your fault.

[Tora]

I know, but I hate seeing friends have less than me. Kind of makes me feel weird. Probably end up feeling like that forever if I do end up making the big bucks.

[Carl]

Eh, I always have less than everyone. I wouldn't want people to be in the same boat as me. I like my friends to not have hardships of this nature.

[Tora]

Yeah. I just wish I could help people. Who knows maybe I can give you a job that pays a lot some day.

[Carl]

As long as it somehow isn't customer service and doesn't require standing for hours or using my hand much, I am down.

If it's any of those things... well if you get me a robot arm and knee, then I can do some of those last two.

[Tora]

How about being my personal assistant taking all my phone calls?

[Carl]

That's basically the same thing as customer service. It involves talking to strangers all day long. That's a negative, broski.

[Tora]

What kind of job would you like?

[Carl]

Not phones, not constant influx of strangers. Within the realm of my physical capabilities. Does it exist? Not likely.

Of course the job I really want is what I trained for, but I can't do that. Or I'd love to build sets for plays, but... can't do that either.

Can I work in a library? It's quiet, and I may not have to use my hand much, could probably get a chair or a stool.

[Tora]

Not phones, not constant influx of strangers. Within the realm of my physical capabilities. Does it exist? Not likely.

Of course the job I really want is what I trained for, but I can't do that. Or I'd love to build sets for plays, but... can't do that either.

Can I work in a library? It's quiet, and I may not have to use my hand much, could probably get a chair or a stool.

Well I maybe could make you a librarian in the Library of Congress?