Mom: Do you know what you want for Christmas?
Me: Well, you could get me the Lion King on Bluray
Mom: Why would you want that?
Me: It's a good movie, why not?
Mom: Don't we have that in the basement?
Me: We have the VHS tape. Bit of a difference.
Mom: What's wrong with the that?
Me: Better quality and it has bonus features
Mom: You want to watch the bonus features?
Me: Come on! I really want it.
Mom: I'll think about it.
Oh Simba, can we trade mothers?
