The Person Above You

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM is not Western Samoan by birth

[Taka]

That's right, TPAM. I'm not western samoan by birth nor by any other way.

[TheRoguePrince]

indeed TPAM, nor did I assume it, but TPAM is at war

[Misiziri]

Actually, I'd hate to break it to you, but... you were born in Western Samoa. But you're parents were these really poverty-stricken lions who couldn't afford you... so they gave you away to richer parents. Unbeknown to them, those parents were devoted members of the taliban who raised you the same way... and fed you a diet of tasty sardines. It had to be said some time or another, TPAM.

You are... WESTERN SAMOAN! It's actually a nice place

[Taka]

IM NOT WESTERN SAMOAN. MY DNA MATCHES MY PARENTS', TPAM. You're lost, my friend.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM, TPATPAM went on a rant to the wrong person

[Misiziri]

IM NOT WESTERN SAMOAN. MY DNA MATCHES MY PARENTS', TPAM. You're lost, my friend.

Stop being in denial, you stubborn stone-stepper! You, my friend, are lost in a sea of pure denial. *sigh* I should sign you up for some therapy, my Samoan friend.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM suggests therapy

[Taka]

You're the one who needs therapy, TPAMPAM. I'm not Samoan and I will never be. I have my birth certificate *sight*
Nowhere in there says the word samoa.

[TheRoguePrince]

TPAM is positive he is not Samoan