My Lion King Forum

OuRaion · by **OuRaion** » January 6th, 2013, 9:31 pm

The genie does not give out more wishes.

I wish I could go home early.

TheLionPrince · by **TheLionPrince** » January 6th, 2013, 9:33 pm

Wish granted! You arrive home later than usual.

I wish I could time travel.

OuRaion · by **OuRaion** » January 6th, 2013, 9:36 pm

Wish granted! You can only go to two places in time, the present, and that one time you were constipated.

I wish my back wasn't aching.

TheLionPrince · by **TheLionPrince** » January 6th, 2013, 9:42 pm

Wish granted! I break your back, and you could no longer walk.

I wish I was in Paris.

OuRaion · by **OuRaion** » January 6th, 2013, 9:43 pm

Wish granted! You are in the catacombs of Paris, surrounded by man-eating rats.

I wish I could get driven home.

TheLionPrince · by **TheLionPrince** » January 6th, 2013, 9:46 pm

Wish granted. It takes you until the end of time to arrive back home.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

OuRaion · by **OuRaion** » January 6th, 2013, 9:50 pm

You can, but don't now how.

I wish the wifi was better here.

TheLionPrince · by **TheLionPrince** » January 6th, 2013, 9:56 pm

Wish granted! Oops. Your internet connection is offline.

I wish I was on the top of the world.

OuRaion · by **OuRaion** » January 6th, 2013, 9:59 pm

You are, then you slip and fall to your death.

I wish I could get it over and done with.

TheLionPrince · by **TheLionPrince** » January 6th, 2013, 10:04 pm

Wish granted! You have to start all over again.

I wish I could speak to the dead.

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