Funny jokes

[Cdot]

Q:Why couden't the 11 year old see the pirate movie


A: Because it was rated Arrrrr

[Simbadacub]

Brother irl:Your Face Is Messed Up
Me: Here, Let me fix yours first

[Ushujaa]

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb...
A: just one because stereotypes based on hair color are just stupid and mean....

[SilverSimba01]

in this one, two ballons were flying on the desert, then the big ballon say
"Just be carefull with the cactuuuuuussssssssssssssssss"

[Panda-chan]

A lion never cheats on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.

[Cdot]

Knock Knock...

whos there?

Ice

ice who?


Ice to meet you

[Simba]

person 1: what's a pirate's favorite letter?

person 2: R

person 1: no! you'd think it's R, but actually it's the C



Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: doyouthinkhesaurus

Q: what do you call a blind dinosaur's dog?
A: doyouthinkhesaurus rex



Q: what's as big as Dumbo but weighs nothing?
A: Dumbo's shadow



One day a woman prepared venison (deer meat) for dinner with her kids. After eating a few bites she asked, "What do you think?"
The first kid replied, "This is the best meal I've ever had, but what is it?"
"Guess."
The second responded, "Yeah, this is really good, but tell us what it is."
"I'll give you a hint," she told them, "It's a word I call your father."
The third kid sighed, "Well, we're going to have to throw this out. There's no way I'm eating ass."

and that's all I can think of at the moment that's not dirty or mean

[SarabisMate]

*Question*

Do chickens have clothes?

*Answer*

Cause I'm starring at a chicken strip.

[Azdgari]

Did you guys hear about the carnival?
It was intense.


...intents
in tents..

xP

[Panda-chan]

What two things can you never have for breakfast?
Lunch and dinner :p