Conquer the Hill

[Regulus]

I use a time machine to retrieve my hill from seven hours ago, and bring it back to the present moment. Once again, I claim ownership of my hill.

[Ninaroja]

Whilst retrieving the hill from the past, present-time Regulus bumps into the Regulus from 7 hours ago. Although feared such an encounter could unravel the whole space time continuum, luckily both involved just passed out.

Whilst both Reguluses were unconscious the hill was taken back to 7 hours ago, therefore allowing DGFone to confiscate it from the Regulus of 7 hours ago and avoiding the creation of a Paradox.

For preventing a disaster of universal proportions, I am awarded with the deeds to the hill.

My hill.

[juhouh]

Meanwhile you play with your time machines I come up and simply push Ninaroja out. My hill

[Queen Elsa]

While Juhouh's celebrating over claiming the hill from Ninaroja, I push him off the hill. My hill.

[Ninaroja]

I drop a water bomb from a helicopter, of which the resulting tidal wave washes NKL away from the hill. My hill.

[DGFone]

I fly over with my fixed wing and allow the simple turbulence to knock it out of the sky. I then use a simple autopilot to land the plane as I parachute down to the hill and this time make sure to claim it.

My hill.

[SimbasMate]

I get a huge airplane and fill it with oil and I then dump it all over DGFone which makes him slip off.

My hill.

[Ninaroja]

Lightning strikes the hill, setting the oil on fire. Everyone runs away. I wait for the fire to be put out before reminding everyone I still officially own the deeds to the hill and return to it.

My hill.

[SlayerOfLight]

I kindly help you packing your suitcase and wave you goodbye, as I send you away and take over the hill.

[Ninaroja]

In a surprise turn of events, I turn around suddenly and round-house kick Nicholas in the face and pummel him a few times with my suitcase. My hill.