by KopaLeo » April 16th, 2011, 12:13 am
[quote="PrincessKiara091"]Banzai: Hey, did we order this meal to go?
Shenzi: No, why?
Banzai: 'Cos there it goes!
The hyenas are so good with jokes ^^[/quote]
Actually it was "Hey, did we order this dinner to go?"
Here's another one
Timon: Pumbaa, how do you can a hyena with half a brain?
Pumbaa: It beats me, Timon, what?
Timon: Gifted!
A weaker one
Simba: Because I've finally got some sense knocked out of me, and I've got a bump to prove it.
"The more we find out about the universe, the more meaningless it all seems...... The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy."
——Steven Weinberg