Oh my gosh all of these are really spiteful!
Well I guess they're supposed to be XD
1) No Simba, I AM YOUR FATHER!
2) Ok Simba, I promise not to tell anyone that you're cheating on Nala. (Nala comes over) Oh hi Nala (speaks loudly) I was just promising to Simba not to tell anyone that he's cheating on you.