Ask Simba

[OuRaion]

Do you think if she wasn't I'd be married to her? Of course.

Did you know Rafiki as a cub?

[SlayerOfLight]

No, I didn't remember him ever seeing as a cub.

Are you barbaric?

[DreamEater]

Uh, no.

When did you first learn how to hunt?

[SlayerOfLight]

I actually never learn how to hunt, I was only taught how to eat insects. And when I became King it's the female's task to take care of the food.


Can you sing old mcdonalds had a farm? Pretty please?

[DreamEater]

I don't really know how it goes.

So what if the lionesses (except for Kiara, because she doesn't know how to hunt either) and Kovu all die? Would you teach yourself how to hunt?

[OuRaion]

I guess I'd have to.

How are you going?

[DreamEater]

Good, I guess.

Do you like how Kiara looks better than Nala?

[SlayerOfLight]

Not really.


Can you lick my hand?

[DreamEater]

Uh, why?

Ever read the dictionary?

[SlayerOfLight]

Yes I have.

Because I ask nicely?