I saw you walking down the path just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that far away
I should have got a clue when the cubs started screaming
You walked up to me with your rotten teeth a gleaming
Your fur was all matted and your face was a mess
I don't think you can ever be the A-1 best.
You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew
I don't mean to insult you
Oh, wait! Yes, I do!
Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold
Are you getting wrinkles because you're so old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a cliff and land on your head
Or did a wildebeast run over your face instead
There ain't no pill cos you ain't ill You're ugly!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly! Uh, Hey!
U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly! Uh, hey!
What you really need is to wear a mask
Is that your face, or is that your ass?
You're scary - you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out "cab!"
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with fur like that. nobody wants to have dibbs
Uncle Scar, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss. Ugly pageant you win first prize
Yo mama says you ugly -
You ugly!
RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIVES!