Ask Simba

[DreamEater]

Well, since he's older, I could eat him, but I wouldn't want the children to be alone, but do you really think that even their father would come near a lion like me?

If I told you Kovu actually wasn't treating Kiara like a gentleman as he made himself seem to be?

[SlayerOfLight]

Then I think he is in serious trouble.

[quote="Simba"]Well, since he's older, I could eat him, but I wouldn't want the children to be alone, but do you really think that even their father would come near a lion like me?[/quote]

LOLOL such arrogance. Equip a man with a gun, and you'll find yourself to be no longer the hunter, but the HUNTED.

[DreamEater]

If I got the whole pride on him, he's sure to run, wouldn't he?

Lol, he's not doing anything bad to her. Do you still dislike Zazu?

[SlayerOfLight]

No, he's usefull to me now.

[quote="Simba"]If I got the whole pride on him, he's sure to run, wouldn't he?[/quote]

And if he comes with a group of hunters too?

[DreamEater]

Hmm, I guess it would be a fight to the death then, huh?

Do you still sing Hakuna Matata with Timon and Pumbaa?

[SlayerOfLight]

Sometimes.


Are you THAT naive to think claws and teeth can win against machine guns and rifles?

[DreamEater]

Naive? If we can dodge, they're dead.

Are you still bothered by Pumbaa's gas?

[SlayerOfLight]

Sometimes, but I kinda got used to it.

Do you idiotic lions even know how fast bullets travel? Your top speed would be sluggish compared to the speed of just one single bullet....

[DreamEater]

Hmph, do you really think they would do all of that over their kids walking into our lands?

Have any nicknames?

[SlayerOfLight]

Yes, ''Fluffy'' and ''Furball'' and ''Arnold Schwarzenkitty'' given by some people >.<

[quote="Simba"]Hmph, do you really think they would do all of that over their kids walking into our lands?[/quote]

What if they'd do it to protect them from a monster such as you?