Ask Simba

[DreamEater]

Well, how could you end up finding a loophole to kill me?

Ever tried cereal?

[SlayerOfLight]

Nope.

[quote="Simba"]Well, how could you end up finding a loophole to kill me?[/quote]

That's the secret.

Do you want to play hide and seek?

[DreamEater]

Uh...do you plan on killing me through the game of hide and seek?

Your favorite food?

[SlayerOfLight]

Antilope.

[quote="Simba"]Uh...do you plan on killing me through the game of hide and seek?[/quote]

What if I'm not?

[DreamEater]

Well, if you're not, sure.

Do you like playng hide and seek?

[SlayerOfLight]

Yes.

You're not too old for it?

[DreamEater]

I still have a few working muscles, you know?

Did you have a crush on Nala when you were kids?

[SlayerOfLight]

Nope, we didn't even knew the meaning of love back then.


Wanna go to a themepark with me?

[DreamEater]

To see what it's like, maybe, but don't you think people would be a little scared to see a lion walking down the street?

Do you think Kiara had a crush on Kovu when they were cubs?

[SlayerOfLight]

I don't think so, they were too young.

Do you suck?